only after disaster can we be resurrected

science111: 1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:59:51 -0400

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]

YO DJ MUMFORD DROP THE BANJO deedleodldleodleoddlleoedudndudndeeedldlodleodleodloedee

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:13:47 -0400

YO DJ MUMFORD DROP THE BANJO

deedleodldleodleoddlleoedudndudndeeedldlodleodleodloedee

stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:23:50 -0400

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:46:00 -0400

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone

sleepingwithpiercethemice: serotonical: How to break out of a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:34:00 -0400

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

lisasimpsonbookclub: geekyjessica: Lisa Simpson has been my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:13:43 -0400

lisasimpsonbookclub:

geekyjessica:

Lisa Simpson has been my hero since 1990

This is, and forever will be, the matter.

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:43:44 -0400

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

houseofstarkk: drawasquarethatsgermany: foodshortage: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n: I’m gonna assume this is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:41:27 -0400

houseofstarkk:

drawasquarethatsgermany:

foodshortage:

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n:

I’m gonna assume this is another video virus bc I don’t recognize the person name or email and I’m not gonna risk playing it

so y’all wanna signal boost this up for me

It is a virus. I’m glad you didn’t get it

Dashboard, I though you failed me but you didn’t thank you because I just this an hour ago

i got this an hour ago too and just deleted it, thank god

bubblegumpopqueen: i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:03:19 -0400

bubblegumpopqueen:

i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life

sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:39:39 -0400

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

whole-new-level-of-freak: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:31:23 -0400

whole-new-level-of-freak:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

penis pops

cornerof5thandvermouth: yourtwodads: catbub: leeching of someone’s wifi for long enough to send...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:03:01 -0400

cornerof5thandvermouth:

yourtwodads:

catbub:

leeching of someone’s wifi for long enough to send this message

parents aren’t letting me come back home, exactly $1.25 in my pocket, no job, no place i can stay (have exhausted all leads)

i don’t know what to do other than kill myself

so if you don’t hear from me again i’ve probably done that

i’m sorry

ANYONE GOT ROOM IN NEBRASKA????

signal boosting, nobody should have to feel this way

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:25:51 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:25:39 -0400

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers: cloudwatchingangels: fionapon...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:29 -0400

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers:

cloudwatchingangels:

fionapondwilliams:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

~~Asylum~~ Waiting Room of the Big Three.

it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here

Sherlock bustled about the kitchen, throwing a cupboard door open and pushing aside a box of nicotine patches to retrieve two mismatched mugs. A kettle whistled plaintively in the background, like it had been trying to draw attention to itself for a while now. Setting the mugs aside, Sherlock absently pulled the kettle off the stove, poured tea into the two mugs, and carried them into the living room.

Doctor Who was sprawled over the same chair it had collapsed into last night, when it had appeared at the door muttering inanely about lost regenerations and knackered navigations systems. It made a whining noise as Sherlock tucked the shock blanket it had thrown off in the night back around its shoulders.

Supernatural was in similar straits, curled up on the floor with a throw pillow and a tattered trench coat around its shoulders and alternating between sobbing and muttering about domesticity potential.

A thudding on the stairs indicated the ruckus had finally awoke Merlin, who poked its head into the room, hair sticking up at all angels as it tied its scarf around its neck. Blinking blearily at the mess, it seemed to realize what had occurred when it picked up a discarded bow-tie from the floor, holding it between forefinger and thumb, “Is it that time already?”

“It was bad this year,” Sherlock whispered, trying not to exacerbate the already fragile fandoms under its care.

“I remember what that was like,” Merlin muttered, running a hand through its hair and pulling a cape off the nearby coat rack, “I’ll go to the store. We’re out of milk again. May as well pick up some fish fingers, custard, and salt.”

Supernatural gurgled something quietly.

“No, I won’t forget the pie.”

That was.

Beautiful

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:47:43 -0400

castielofasgard:

clumsyoctopus: my ad for beauty products girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:55:05 -0400

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

mishpala: #i wish i was human and you and i met at the grocery...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:29:17 -0400

mishpala:

#i wish i was human and you and i met at the grocery store #i wish you asked for my number and i wrote it down on your arm #i wish we could go on our first date and talk about ourselves #i wish we could kiss on the front porch of my house #i wish we could watch a movie for our second date and snuggle while watching it #i wish i could invite you inside #i wish i’d wake up next to you every single day of my life #i wish we could be together like humans are allowed to #i wish we hadn’t met in hell #i wish i wasn’t who i am #I wish I didn’t have to choose your safety over my life #I wish…. I wish circumstances were different

secretly-misha: plumagesilas: kototyph: #god it’s so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:29:05 -0400

secretly-misha:

plumagesilas:

kototyph:

#god it’s so weird #it’s a pair of pretty boys in a pretty car #but they kinda just radiate ”predator” don’t they? #like if I saw this driving past me I would be creeped out as FUCK

Look at their eyes,look at how they saw you…

correction: I would be creeped out and then start running after them

sam-is-not-amoosed: oh my gosh. I never saw this parallel...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:28:50 -0400

sam-is-not-amoosed:

oh my gosh. I never saw this parallel before… He thought he was back in Hell with Lucifer. my baby…